If you think tattoos and piercings are awesome but you think women who get breast implants are fickle and trashy, you need to sit the fuck down and take a long hard look at yourself
if u have someone to eat fruit with you in the wee hours or morning, don’t ever fucking let them go. these people are special and want to enjoy the sweet, natural taste of good food with you at vulnerable times of the day.
This is the truest thing ever.
took the long way to work
and showed up an hour late
I don’t care because at least I enjoyed my coffee
and some good tunes.